lowermarshhammer 4:18 Fri Dec 19
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Right now I've got your attention.
In a moment of weakness / madness earlier this year I promised to get Mrs LMH and Princess LMH a cat when we moved from a flat to a house.
Cat not a dog for various reasons.
It will have to be indoors only cat because if it comes back with a sparrow or suchlike I will probably kick the shit out of it what with me being a bit of a nature boy.
Will it shit everywhere and scratch the shit out of everything or will it be a cuddly cute fluffball that flushes after it's crapped in the toilet?
Should I get a kitten and brainwash it into behaving itself ?
advice from the pussy lovers on here please
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Honest Hammer
10:13 Wed Dec 24
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I did the exact same thing, I've stalled for a few months because of some building work but looks like in March there will be a furry little cunt running around in my house.
Not happy.
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Ronald_antly
8:36 Wed Dec 24
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This thread deserves to be put to music.
NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX5j2GaORrM
A word of caution.
Under NO circumstances should anyone go searching for the RockTube version of this video. Never mind "not safe for work", that version is not even safe for home.
You have been warned.
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sanfrancis-co-uk
8:21 Wed Dec 24
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defjam 7:01 Wed Dec 24
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Great use of the CAT ICON!
Haha!!
Can we get another one Def!
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Grumpster
7:56 Wed Dec 24
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It's because there are more scum humans in the world than there are scum animals mentor.
I'd kill anyone who harmed my dog and indeed would chose him above 99% of the human race, as I love him and so chose him above anyone I don't know.
Not Weird, just the way it works with pets as they're family.
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defjam
7:01 Wed Dec 24
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Great use of the CAT ICON!
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The Joker
1:51 Wed Dec 24
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I always find people who see themselves as superior to others by virtur of where they were born to be weirdos. Sort of psychotic.
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mentor
1:28 Wed Dec 24
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I always find people who put an animals life above a human life to be weirdos. Sort of psychotic.
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Sniper
1:22 Wed Dec 24
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I like you silversurfer
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SilverSurfer
1:17 Wed Dec 24
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Cats are my possibly most hated thing in the world. I would have no qualms about stabbing someone in the eye if I saw them not torch a cat.
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Cheezey Bell-End
1:15 Wed Dec 24
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Cats are my possibly favorite thing in the world. I would have no qualms about stabbing someone in the eye if I saw them torch a cat.
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SilverSurfer
1:15 Wed Dec 24
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I fucking despise cats.
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mentor
10:54 Tue Dec 23
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I hate cats. Why is it against the law to torch them if they trespass on your property?
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sanfrancis-co-uk
10:01 Tue Dec 23
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Glad to hear things worked out Lmh.
I was always a 'Cat's need to be outside'advocate,but realistically the chances of them getting lost,abused,attacked or injured can be pretty high especially when there young.No-one wants that.
As long as they can run at full speed and have a few places to jump and climb,they're fine.Don't forget the catnip either,free entertainment for life!
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tanman
2:00 Tue Dec 23
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Get a 'Rag doll' they are perfect for indoors as they have been bred for it apparently. I have one which is half normal moggy and half rag doll but I let it outside.
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lowermarshhammer
1:34 Tue Dec 23
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Mimi is now in residence.
She is one cool moggy cat. Bit shy at first but now coming out of shell and showing us what a beauty she is. I'm a sucker for a cute pussy.
She is never going outside. As per cat kitten rescue boss's instruction before anybody kicks off.
She already shits and pisses in the litter tray as required.
She is a far superior pet to any fucking 'shit all over the shop' and 'bark through the night' dog.
Thanks again especially to Frisco and Arko.
Miaaow.
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HairyHammer
10:12 Sat Dec 20
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Cat's are fine and unlike dogs will not shit all over the place as they are clean animals.
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norwich hammer
9:38 Sat Dec 20
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I'm like you hat I love animals but cats are hard work!
Get a goldfish lol!
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TheMealDeal
9:07 Sat Dec 20
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We have two british blue short hair kittens and they are brilliant. Got them from a breeder fully litter trained. They are really friendly and great with children.
We let them outside supervised but they are mostly house cats.
i'd really recommend them but they are not cheap.
ps they are the ones from the mcvitties advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxXZ_uEVr9c
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Coffee
6:16 Sat Dec 20
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Arko 5:25 Fri Dec 19
So very true!
Despite which, cats are fantastic pets.
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